“Doctor Doctor I think I’m a compliance officer!”
“Well, have you double-checked?”
“How many compliance officers does it take to change a light bulb?”
“Three. One to change it, one to check it and one to check it again and file a report.”
You might be a Compliance Officer if…
At sporting events, you root for the referees.
“Risk” is banned at your family game night.
Your backup backups are backed-up.
You can have a whole conversation in acronyms.
